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4 months ago on January 16, 2012 at 11:50pm

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#stop it #stop it right now

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4 months ago on January 08, 2012 at 01:07am

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eightylines:

eduardo is studying from the classic economics textbook “lol econ”

#this scene is in EVERY FIC and I LOVE IT

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4 months ago on January 08, 2012 at 01:06am

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4 months ago on January 06, 2012 at 11:23pm

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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”

4 months ago on January 06, 2012 at 11:40am

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high-fivingamillionangels:

this is egregious

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5 months ago on January 06, 2012 at 12:57am

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high-fivingamillionangels:

i could write an essay on how i feel about this but i don’t have time for that.
i’ll just say this is some of the gayest shit they ever did

Honestly, the National Board of Review Gala was their gayest event. It wasn’t even televised (god, how I wish it was), but the things we know about it are SO GAY.

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#ded

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5 months ago on January 05, 2012 at 09:32pm

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jewnicornography:

“Andrew Garfield was originally asked to audition for Mark but David Fincher decided he was too good at wearing his heart on his sleeve to play such an emotionally guarded character.”

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5 months ago on January 04, 2012 at 11:55pm

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#fuck this shit

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5 months ago on January 02, 2012 at 11:04pm

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crissandtell:

“It’s not fanfiction,” I whispered, staring at my computer with tears in my eyes.

“It’s everything I’ve ever wanted.”

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5 months ago on January 02, 2012 at 01:50am

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motherfuckingoj:

#no one in the entire world can’t tell me this isn’t PURE FLIRTATION #literally #he smacks his ass #… wardo #eyes up and down #smirking #chewing the inside of his lip or the red vine or WHATEVER like he’s working out an oral fixation need #HIS EYES GO UP AND DOWN HIM TWICE #christ #and then he’s literally on his toes until the last second #when he lowers down #just on edge like yeah wardo hi mmmmm wardo. #kill me #mark is such a horndog

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#kill me now

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5 months ago on January 01, 2012 at 03:13am

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soonfixthat:

do you ever spend so much time on tumblr that you forget about heterosexuals

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5 months ago on December 31, 2011 at 03:34am

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IN THIS MOMENT I KNEW THERE WAS NO TURNING BACK:

emgrace:

I WOULD LOVE THEM FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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5 months ago on December 31, 2011 at 03:34am

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#I WOULD KILL TO BE THAT BALD MAN TOUCHING ANDREWS HAIR #TOUCHING THE HOLY HAIR #THE PERFECT POMADE #THE LORD OF LOCKS #THE MARVELOUS MANE #THE CANONIZED COIF

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#uuuuuuuuuuuuugh

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5 months ago on December 29, 2011 at 11:39pm

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